33” to 36” Inseam 25” Thigh ScentBlocker Snake Chaps Realtree Edge Camouflage

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33” to 36” Inseam 25” Thigh ScentBlocker Snake Chaps Realtree Edge Camouflage.
No, they're not made
of
snakes.  And no, they're not chaps
for
snakes.  These are chaps for you, silly.
They're made of some excellent no-doubt space-age material specially designed to make it difficult for snakes to take a bite out of you.  Have you ever heard of an astronaut being bitten by a snake?  Me neither.  It might possibly be because they wear these.  Or, because, since the snakes are wearing a helmet in space, they can't bite anyone.  Either way, better safe than sorry.  You should buy these to be absolutely certain no space snakes bite you.